So it appears I was hacked at some point. But apparently it was not the usual - send an inappropriate email to everyone you know - kind of job. Some people got my first one (that I heard of) and three people got my last one.
I have managed to get my account back (it was in Arabic, it took a little doing) and hopefully these emails will stop. I apologize to all who may have gotten something from me. I just hope you all know me well enough to know that whatever those emails were, I did not send them.